Perpetual Disappointments Diary is back – and I’m pleased to say it’s the most disappointing edition yet.
The updated version is published by Picador and available from various outlets: linktr.ee/disappointmentsdiary
New additions include a series of Realistic Journaling Prompts – a calculated attempt to ride the trend for journaling as a means of self-improvement.
These are mixed in with the usual demotivational quotes, all set on week-to-view spreads that are punctuated with reminders of Notable Deaths and anniversaries of disappointing events in history.
Other new additions include a Boring Crossword and Misspelt Wordsearch, which are as challenging emotionally as they are mentally.
And there are genuinely useful tools like this Excuse Generator.
Possibly my favourite new section is Even Worse Case Scenarios – advice for slightly more extreme situations, such as ‘Jumping from a moving vehicle with hayfever’ or ‘Performing the Heimlich manoeuvre on a first date’.
Finally, these Unhelpful Folk Rhymes encode extremely bad advice in catchy mnemonics. Do not follow any of this advice in any circumstances.
All this is a continuation of a project that began back in 2013 with our independently-published version, and has gradually taken on a life of its own. This version feels like the most comprehensive and content-rich one yet and surely everyone knows at least one person who would like it for Christmas.
Order now to ensure disappointment: linktr.ee/disappointmentsdiary